wank-r:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you

(Source: baebly, via firebright-eyes)

weedjoke420:

how 2 do laundry in colleg:

  1. dump it all in the machine and pray

(via firebright-eyes)

"but dreams don’t mean a thing because you loved me in my sleep and when I saw you two days later you looked at me like you were never mine"

My mother told me that when you dream about someone they feel it too but you’re so cold you couldn’t feel my heart breaking in your hands (via extrasad)

(via extrasad)

"Today I saw your face and I lost my breath a little but I didn’t collapse like I would have six months ago."

I still miss you sometimes but I’m not drowning anymore and maybe they were right when they said it gets better (via extrasad)

(via extrasad)

“Don’t destroy a government on an empty stomach!”

(Source: gifs-from-movies, via 0ct0-pussy)

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“Don’t destroy a government on an empty stomach!”

(Source: gifs-from-movies, via 0ct0-pussy)

battlepope:

*white boy voice*

I’m so happy it’s fall so I can use my pumpkin spice bong!!!!

(Source: pisssmoker, via 0ct0-pussy)

Timestamp: 1410831882

battlepope:

*white boy voice*

I’m so happy it’s fall so I can use my pumpkin spice bong!!!!

(Source: pisssmoker, via 0ct0-pussy)

dimetrodons:

mitzi—may:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

(via brokenanchorslostsailors)

Timestamp: 1410831879

dimetrodons:

mitzi—may:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

(via brokenanchorslostsailors)

shouldnt:

the fact that the american pediatric society told US school systems that teens should not be up before 8:30 and only 15% of schools listened angers me so much

(via peaceloveanddrugss)